Beauty in the Beast

life.

  • Mom: Go outside! Go do something! Stop watching Netflix!
  • Me: Mom, I wan't to be a film director, gotta watch the classics!
  • Mom: You're watching white chicks...
  • Me: ....

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Great Pickup Lines of Historical Figures

this blog is epic

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